25 Camping Jokes for Kids to Have S’More Fun

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There’s nothing quite as memorable and wholesome as embarking on a camping trip with your loved ones. Whether it’s the opportunity to reconnect with the beauty of the natural world, the exposure to fresh air, or the shared engagement of multiple outdoor activities, camping has something to offer for everyone — especially children.

Camping jokes add some fun to the family camping experience. While stories may provide some excitement (especially spooky ones), camp jokes for kids are intended to lighten the mood and create a joyful atmosphere that is appropriate for all families. Read on to learn how you can enhance your camping adventure by cracking some laughs around the campfire. 

25 Camping Jokes For Kids

When coming up with funny camp jokes for kids, your riddles and puns should come off as silly, clever, and just downright humorous. Here are some classic camping jokes that will have your kids cherishing their camping experience. 

  1. If you’ve got four tents, eight sleeping bags, and six camping chairs in your wheelbarrow, what have you got? A big wheelbarrow. 

  2. What’s another name for a sleeping bag? A nap sack. 

  3. Why did the camp warden quit his job? Because it was always in tents.

  4. Can a frog jump higher than the average tent? Of course, tents can’t jump. 

  5. What do bears call campers in sleeping bags? Soft tacos.

  6. Camping is where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person. 

  7. A 12-year-old boy asks his father where he can go to the toilet. The father replies, “That’s the beauty of camping in the woods — you can go to the toilet wherever you want.” After 5 minutes, the boy returns to the camp, where his father asked where he went to the toilet. “In your tent,” the boy replied.

  8. Did you hear about the “kidnapping” in the woods? It’s alright — he woke up. (Dad joke alert). 

  9. How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer? They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs. 

  10. What do you say to a tent with a split personality? You’re two tents? 

  11. Where did the sheep go camping? The Baa-hamas! 

  12. Where do ants like to go camping? Frants. 

  13. Where do cows go camping? Moo York.

  14. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Moose! Moose who? Moose you. I hope you’re having fun away at sleep-away camp! 

  15.  Where do goldfish go camping? Around the globe! (Another dad joke alert).

  16. Why are people who go camping on April 1st always tired? Because they just finished a 31 day March! 

  17. Why don’t mummies go camping? They’re afraid to relax and unwind! 

  18. Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping in autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!  

  19. What do you call a group of grizzlies cracking up together? A BEARel of laughs!

  20. What did the beaver say to the tree? “It’s been nice gnawing you!”

  21. What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.

  22.  Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.

  23. What do you call a camper without a nose or a body? Nobodynose.

  24. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the lake’s bottom.

  25. If you ever get cold while camping, stand in the corner of a tent for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.

Tell Camp Jokes Around the Campfire with Cruise America 

Now that you’re equipped with the best camping jokes for kids, it’s time to select a ride and start the adventure. With Cruise America, you can rent an RV customized to suit your family’s preferences and vacation lifestyle. Best of all, travelers receive personalized RV resources to ease the selection process.

Whether it’s preparing for a single-day camping trip or a multi-day vacation on the road, Cruise America is dedicated to ensuring that families embark on a destination with tranquility while embracing the journey along the way. The camp jokes will naturally come about! Contact Cruise America today to learn more about RV rental options.